Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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