Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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