Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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