Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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