last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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