Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
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Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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