Me too!
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He did a backflip because drugs
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