I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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