My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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