Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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