normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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