it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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