it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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