I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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