I wannas sexs uuuuu
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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