i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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