no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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