i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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