ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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