i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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