I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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