: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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