yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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