We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize