real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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