I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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