Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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