just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Houston, we have a blender
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
