I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
another moral hangover. fuck.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
