Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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