so explain again why im purple
no
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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