So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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