Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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