She said her name was "party"
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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