I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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