I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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