Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
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For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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