Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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