Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Can I color on your dick again?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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