So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize