Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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