As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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