can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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