My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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