i just wanna soil my oats bro
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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