He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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