i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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