If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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