Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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