i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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