did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
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Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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