Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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