Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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